![]() ![]() ![]() They're written more like fuzzy parables than three-dimensional fur-people. When Parker reads these lines aloud I feel like I'm being mocked. "That's a Pling-plong-booth from the by-gone, back when you needed to cable words via buzz-wire instead of air-waving them" instead of 'People used to stand in boxes to talk'. Simple sentences take a couple seconds to decrypt because every other word is replaced with a complicated compound. The way it's paced prolongs the pain, every conversation opening with a few seconds of cute mutant gibberish, after which Parker reads the text I've already skimmed in the same indulgent full-throated tone and primitive syntax, no matter the context. If I couldn't slam spacebar to move things along, Biomutant would be made irredeemable by the narration alone I never want to hear a Shakespearian voice describe piss and shit as "yellow juice" and "brown bobs" ever, ever again. David Shaw Parker's performance as the omnipotent narrator isn't bad, but his saccharine tone clashes with the fragmented English in the writing, which is often embarrassingly twee. Speak with him and you'll gain access to the Googlide.I respect stories that give the void a warm hug, so I'm surprised how much the narration and writing made me wish Biomutant's world ended yesterday. Don't forget to grab the Biopoint from the nearby chest, as well.Įxit through the nearby doorway and solve the Rotation Puzzle on the far right to open a shortcut back to Goop. Salvage the nearby Wreckbox for an Endfin and a Skrupburst which you'll use to upgrade the Googlide. After the fight, loot his corpse for a Confectilicious. Thankfully, he moves relatively slowly (as indicated by his hilarious attempts at dodge-rolling) and shouldn't pose much of a threat for you - especially when he's left alone. The other ability is whacking you with a porcelain throne - yes, he's holding a toilet on a stick. First, he'll break the ground and toss a large piece of it at you. The Guerilla Miniboss has only a couple notable abilities to watch out for. Next, take out the two small scavenger enemies before turning your attention to the big guy. It will target you with a laser and unload bullets on you if it's not dealt with. ![]() Inside, you'll see a short cutscene introducing you to yet another group of enemies.įirst thing you'll want to do here is take out the annoying turret near the end of the room. Both of these attacks can easily be parried, however, causing Huggel to become stunned and open to easy damage.Īfter the fight, loot Huggel for a Dandycandy and interact with the double metal doors just ahead. This lovable creature has a tail whip attack and the ability to duck into a ball and roll into you. Walk forward into the open room and you'll face a new enemy called Huggel. ![]() Follow the path around the corner and jump up to the next level using the yellow handholds on the wall. Ultimately, you'll want to turn all the lights red and then toggle the middle light to make everything green.Įnter through the open door and interact with the pile of rubble on the floor to the left to gain a Small Healthpack. When toggling one of the lights, it will also toggle all adjacent lights. Here, you'll be greeted with a new puzzle to solve (yay)! This is a Circuitboard Puzzle and it requires you to turn all the lights green to succeed. Pass through your new doorway and interact with the electric box on the left. Afterwards, equip your Klonkfist to smash through the marked wall. After the goo has been lowered, drop down to the floor level and defeat the two enemies that appear. ![]()
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